Eventually the game will evolve into a three-hour telecast of a thousand people eating a Papa John’s buffet (standing) while the Star-Spangled Banner plays on repeat.

oh hell yeah i’m pumped for elongated replay reviews where we listen to chris collinsworth hem and haw about if the defender had no other action but to spear a tight end in the jaw. This definitely won’t blow up in the league’s face almost immediately causing a giant uproar when a crucial defender gets questionably eje…

Sister Jean skims bingo the bingo take, spends it on earthly pleasures.

A Catholic party is just like a regular party except everyone feels guilty the whole time

They’re the first mid-major team to make the Final Four since Wichita State in 2013.

The Sox seemed to be flagging, adrift if you will, after the loss of Sale, since he is considered the anchor....

When the ball popped up briefly after the scrum at the end, I fully expected a Pats player to dive under it somehow.

I still thought they would somehow go 90+ yards in less than a minute with no timeouts, get the 2 point conversion, and win in overtime. I thought the Eagles would regret running it three times and settling for the field goal. No comeback is too surprising anymore with them.

It’s just the ruling dynasty being knocked off by a bunch of jamokes from Philly again.

I was hoping to hear how, 235 years later, the Brits would respond to the Patriots finally losing the big one.

So, seeing as the start of Edelman’s career was defined by injuries, and Gronkowski’s spine is made of a glass boot, and Tom Brady didn’t play for a quarter of a season and was fine... why in the world would you play a single goddamn starter over 30 for even one series during the preseason? Every year this happens to…

She needs to murder someone for a face... everyone there is “friendly”. She’s not a magical sailor school girl who just spins and transforms.

There really was no reason for Sam to pay attention to what Gilly read from the book. Let’s just hope Gilly packed that book and took it with them. Sam teaching Gilly to read may be the most crucial element in GOT.

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

This is a bunch of libturd cuck nonsense. There is no division within the Trump administration. Everyone is singularly focused on Making America Great again, and the fakenews PC narrative can’t handle it. Look, here Kushner (left) and Bannon (guess) are at a recent #MAGA rally, does this look like a sign of…

Better a shark than race an Ostrich. Those thing can majorly fuck a person up.

Got shot down by a Maverick? Looks like McConnell was in the danger zone.

Well, since he did something useful...there is only one thing to say then:

This is such a nerdy article, going into such ridiculous levels of detail. I absolutely love it. More like this, please :)