One too many Limearitas and Mark turns into his alter ego, Stinky.

I watched the entire race live and it took until Sunday morning to see a horse's ass.

If Sterling is banned but is still paying the bills, how can this interim guy decide how much to spend in the offseason on free agency?

so how much did David Stern fine the Lakers for not showing up to Games 3-5 of the 2004 NBA Finals?

To head off the 'How can you take somebody's property' arguments, Sterling doesn't own the team like he owns a car or house.

You're giving your sports media far too much credit. These are the same idiots who give Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless hours of air time.

Why would I put the links in there and hope no one clicked them? They were specifically included to prove the point that Alpha is a bad commenter. And, criticism is fine. Sometimes it's even helpful. This is not "too critical." This is not even criticism. This is "I am not interested in this post so I'm going to be a…

Hi. I just took a stroll through only the first page of your commenting history and you appear to be a pretty miserable human being. Like, you're never funny. You never bring anything interesting to the various commenting sections you visit and generally you are hyper-aggressive and argumentative in your non-funny and …

Well, a lot of it is! Here's a Google Map screengrab covering about 120,000 square miles along the Northern Nevada border:

This might sound like a stupid question, but why does the area of predominantly Federally-owned land line up so perfectly with the land that is less inhabited? I mean, basically everything left of Texas is owned by the Fed Government, and largely uninhabited. It cant ALL be deserts and mountain ranges?

I would think the implied crime is they raped her after roofing her, no?

She got lucky, Ray Lewis would have wrapped her up in a sport coat and thrown her into a dumpster.

"amateurs" - Darren Sharper

That's EXACTLY WHAT AN MRA WOULD SAY.

to all the 'safers' out there. notice that the title of the post isn't 'Braves SS makes great play to nab runner at first!' the title talks about how impossible a throw it is. Doesn't matter if he's safe or not - dude threw a fucking bullet from the seat of his pants while 120+ feet away. for fuckssake, can't anyone…

Did anyone mention here that he was safe? Slow motion looks like he was safe...amazing play though

He was an entertaining wrestler but speaking and mentally he was basically the wrestling equivalent of a Doc Bronner's Soap bottle.

Me: Damn it, I keep getting invaded.

Awesome Sub-Zero....but when did he ever have a hood?