My mom always said, "Don't judge people only by how they treat you - judge them by how they treat animals and people in the service industry." As I've grown up, I've found this to be valuable advice. Hidden superiority complexes tend to come out when people are around other beings they view as easy to be nasty to,…

You have obviously never worked a job where you have to deal with the public. These assholes DO exist, and you encounter them every single fucking day. And, may I note, the reason many of us remember the assholes is for having the kind of attitude you are exhibiting: that we are stupid and not worth treating like a…

As a follow-up, I expect a puff piece on the pitcher's beef with Welington.

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

Halfway trough this video, I paused it and immediately went to the game's website and bought it.

It seems like the Mariners would be best served to move to a more central city, say in Oklahoma.

Exactly. The Mariners are a joke. They used to be Seattle's main sports team. They not only wasted, but they entirely killed off every sliver of "SoDo Mojo" and "My oh My" they conjured up in the late 90s. They are now the laughing stock, joke of Seattle's sports teams. I'd rather drive to Kent to watch the…

Of course the Cano signing was all they were willing to do. The Mariners are a joke. They make one debatable splash and can tell the fans that they are trying, and the dipshits who go to knitting night eat it up. The Mariners have been decreasing payroll for years. They aren't trying to win, they are just trying to…

Despite not being an expert in the areas of athlete nicknames and large penises, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the dick in that photo is surely PG13"

This was originally "Tapping every possible source....." until Twitter user went all Twitter user on Schefter and he edited the original tweet.

He's far from the first person to have his face in someone's junk and not remember it.

That's what they do in a facelift?!!!!

Fascinating! From examiner.com: "Inorganic materials such as wood and steel were bombarded with high doses of radiation from the primary Radiation Effect Reactor (RER), later resulting in the small-scale production of a highly dense wood product called Lockwood. On at least two occasions, researchers from Emory…

The only one. And it's only one inch tall.

And that does it for the year on Marlin's highlights folks.

If only the iguana had swallowed and regurgitated the golf ball Deadspin could have had a 3-story vomit streak. BleacherReport remains the sole record-holder.

They really need to take the fighting out of women's basketball.

A flop followed by a sucker punch, Marcus Smart just proposed to her. Their children won't learn to walk until age 5, and their coffee table will either get broken, foul out, or get called a racist once a week.