Awesome article. It's pretty amazing how people can reject elite level athletes and their achievements just because they're not on ESPN 24/7.

I'm a CFL fan, so this pretty much explains exactly how I feel anybody insults that league.

I have to be honest, it's a little tough for me to feel bad about the guy potentially losing millions when he's got that giant cracker fortune to fall back on.

Perhaps I'm a bit confused about your first video. I didn't notice any major, much less, minor stutters at any of the times you mentioned or any part of that first video at all.

Also known as the "Average Score"

you blame the downfall of society on otaku? well, that's neither here nor there, as the downfall of society is non-existent. i can't remember who said that the more decayed capitalism is the better it functions, but i believe it applies to society too. it's like the roman empire, which continued for centuries after…

We can probably stop referring to him as an NFL prospect now.

Well the zoo also has an amazing Goldfish aquarium, a parakeet birdhouse, and a pet Rock sanctuary.

Another Glen Coffee case of getting caught jacking it in a film room and disappearing from football forever?

Yeah. That's wrong. Utterly and completely wrong. That is not how law works.

Proof of one time this has ever happened, please. Because there are plenty of examples of gay people actually being turned away when they actually tried to buy something.

"Religious freedom" is hypocrisy of the highest order. They want to use that argument to deny others freedoms.

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

Elkington is showing that he is clearly an asshole with a profound misunderstanding of homosexuals and gay culture in general. I mean, why would Michael Sam be throwing handbags when he could be WEARIIIIING THEEEEEEM?!

Whoa, Barry, careful with your facts. That "one person in America" is actually the scribe for the entire town of Doddrige, mainly because he's the only resident that's "done gotten real good with letters and such."

But:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Now I want Day-Z, everything exactly the same, but with the zombies replaced by all manner of dinosaur. Day-D? Day-T-Rex? New genre! Out with zombie apocalypse! In with dinosaur apocalypse!

I'll take decent games in any form on any platform.

A living legend. I love that guy...you would have probably loved watching him back in the day...man I feel old...extended play..and xplay on tech tv then g4...