Luckily for the student the teacher decided it should be served by 60 different students doing one minute each.

And this is why there's very, very little publicly available about me via social media, and what little there is is locked so only friends can see.

A picture of Dyer, and his living arrangements.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

I minored in Hallucations at Villanova.

Meanwhile, Jameis Winston and Florida State University are fighting to make GHB legal in female college dormitories.

The Republicans are now doubly angry at this guy. First he produces a gay son, now they find out he out-sources American prostitution jobs to Mexico.

I love that they were talking about the Pistons/Pacers brawl when Mortal Kombat broke out here, that was perfect. It's almost like they willed it into existence.

I don't know what this young lady thinks she's stomping, but we use meters in international competition.

Perhaps a collaborative effort is in order. For example, Hansen could try to pop and lock it and Kennedy could just fucking drop it.

Choosing to dance like that, all out in the open and everything, suggests she has some serious baggage that she's bringing to the track. In luge, though, it actually helps her get down the track faster.

I really wanted to see what the curling venue would have looked like, but I guess those losers at the NYT didn't have the stones.

These THUGS should respect the game more than that. You can't celebrate when you win. Celebrating is for THUGS. Excitement is for THUGS. REAL AMERICANS ENJOY VICTORY QUIETLY ALONE AT HOME.

Livers: Fuck 'em

"The INT wasn't his doing—he was in the right place to snag a fluttering ball..."

Although the team I want to see win lost, list or not, the Giants vs Bills was the best SB I can recall having watched...from the start (National Anthem), to the end. It was entertaining and simply thrilling.

You forgot the trademark ".......in the world" bit at the end.

People seem to forget who is the real victim of this tragedy.