Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

Triple Murder!? But with how many twists?

I’m gonna take the under; Chelsea’s group is TOUGH.

Get any Pixar movie and they always have guides in the extras to maximize your visual settings. 

Herzog wanted to live in Orlando to be closer to Disney World. It’s like he knew he was going to hit up Disney for a spot in the Mandalorian!

If this isn't on YouTube as a TED Talk by tomorrow...

Yes, except according to him, he was not a sprinter, just a bad high-school/small college offensive lineman.

“He sat on the same side of the bench as his lady friend, that was nice,” the tipster added.

Run you stupid fucking ombudsman! Run!

How the fuck am I not on this list

The Aristocrats!

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

The average height of military personnel in the United States is anywhere between 5 foot nine and 6 feet tall. The average weight is about 180 pounds, give or take.

Tell me about your mother...

Growing up playing american football in a town that loved soccer, I decided to find a EPL team to follow so I could be a part of the conversation. Unlike my friends who fell into the typical Liverpool/Chelsea/Man U camps, I wanted to support a more unique team. It was sometime around 2003/4 when I found a scrappy,…

This video reminds me to go hug my sons.....

Did that first kid already have a ball? Because that’s the fastest “Here, you can have it” foul ball gift I’ve ever seen. Nice, but... you’re both kids! It’s OK to keep it.*

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

I’m disgusted by how right you are.