Counterpoint: Harry Kane is like a new signing every time he comes back from injury.

Dr. Daniel Levy or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Self-Imposed Transfer Ban

Spurs fan here. We also won’t be signing anybody in the next 2 transfer windows. 

Why do you need an Ashley Madison account when your wife dies? Am I that far removed from evangelical circles to where widowers are not allowed to remarry? 

I can't wait for the day when we find out the Internet is just a giant set of MadLibs for our alien overlords. I feel like this article brings us one step closer.

You’re really selling her short here. The board should rest easy knowing she cut her teeth selling credit derivatives in the early aughts. These are precisely the type of people you need to sell Curry’s ugly shoes.

This seems like it should be a bigger issue for her bosses.  She was sleeping with someone she was reporting on.

But then we have this...

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

or just be able to stay on the road.

just imagine that the caddie was white and he was stiffed and then maybe you can imagine why this is a busted ass bullshit way to behave. pretend all the actors are human and maybe you’ll understand!

This is the correct take. When this story came out a month ago I thought it was shitty of Kuchar. When the details came out about the initial payment agreement I changed my mind. When a bunch of people who don’t know anything about golf started in with their hot takes I started to feel bad for Kuchar. When Kuchar made…

If he’s telling the truth, and they agreed upon a fixed fee beforehand (and he would have gotten the same pay if Kuchar finished last), I have a tough time being all that upset about this.

I used to joke that everywhere in Illinois other than Springfield is considered a suburb of Chicago (my brother has lived “in Chicago” for 20 years despite never being less than an hour and a half from the city), until I got too many death threats from people who went to school in Normal and Carbondale.

Probably the Ray Allen Bucks. The Michael Redd Bucks were fun, but they were never once even favored to win a first round series, and they went through something like 4 coaches in 6 years.

Probay a Ray Allen 2001 Bucks. A team that went to 7 with Allen Iverson in the conference finals

In a feel-good update to this story, Nantes is currently billing Cardiff for the first installment of the transfer fee.

A five-game sweep? Are the Finals a best-of-nine now?

+1 username synergy