Don’t forget, he was also in the WrestleMania 2 battle royal. (The action starts around eight minutes in.)

I wanted to put Celebration on this list, but went back and forth about it because I feel like I’ve just been constantly singing SN’s praises for the last two months.

Honestly, I would not be the least bit surprised if this becomes a story for Great Moments in Poop History.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

Reins, not reigns! This will help you all remember: rein=horses, reign=ruler, uncomfortable Venn diagram intersection=Catherine the Great.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I read this and asked my coworker how much it would take to get him to do this.

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

Maybe not!

He looks like a very, very, very cheap version of Pep Guardiola.

FINE

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Olson’s up there!

(Apropos of nothing, go here to vote for the Ass Team of the Year.)

I submit to you that all of Kentucky “falls well outside of what would normally be considered the healthy range of sports-based disappointment.”

who said anything about an “obligation.”? Smart has no “obligation” to share his methods with any other coach, either. But he’s not a sanctimonious prick.

I’ve always been surprised that he hasn’t gotten a sniff at the Canadian National team job. Especially with all the young talent that is on the team as of late.