Look everyone! Yosemite Sam just passed his first paralegal exam!

Watch it, Binary. You’re getting on my nerves too. 

Why does Taylor sound more and more like a computer-generated song machine with a rhyming dictionary?

Some men see things as they are and say, “why”. I dream of wacko, unsupported, and dangerous ideas and say, “why not?”

Don’t you have a passive aggressive note to post in an office break room somewhere?

Oh the hypocrisy! Until the Metro adds dining cars for its employees how about we let them eat their lunch in peace and find more important things to on which to focus our precious outrage.

I see people as RFK and say, why not?

Or he’s been embalmed. 

Or Jayden, Cayden . . .

Maybe he’s just a big Kanye West fan. 

She may not know what toxic masculinity is but she certainly knows what condescending is.

I would pay to see him as Batman but played as his character from Night Shift.

The Catholic chock-full is of biblical scholars. Great ones. But they don’t consider the Bible to be literal or historical document. 

This makes sense. Catholics generally do not put as much emphasis on the Bible, compared to other brands of christianity.  

I just hope they R.E.S.P.E.C.T. her wishes.

Just get a few cloistered Irish monks to do it for you and you’ll be fine. 

This is the plot of my notary public suspense thriller!

Well, there really should be an “e”.

I guess there are no Dressbarns in Brooklyn.

How about we start by raising the minimum wage?