Looks like she’s headed to Florida. 

To be fair, Michael Keaton is generally perfect in everything.

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

Not always a trope . . .

I got more of a My Lai Massacre vibe. Except with Huey gunships and napalm instead of a dragon.

What’s High Valarian for Magna Carta?

Never fart in a trench coat. 

Today I learned Danielle Steele is a real person. 

Johnny 99? Highway Patrolman? 

That’s good company to be in. Covered by the great Levon Helm. 

Not a Springsteen fan I’m guessing. 

Electability is all that’s ever mattered!

No, it’s clearly code for inelectability.

He’s probably an asshole. 

I think he’s not so much quirky but has exhibited numerous affectations that he hopes to be perceived as quirky.

Agree! Since the Red Wedding I never want to be surprised again.

There are drumlines and HBCU Drumlines. They are two very different articles of percussion.

Tusk!

So, it’s just avocados on toast, right?