Restorative justice is code for getting off scott free. 

Translation: I’m a cheapskate. 

Yes, you’re a jerk.

I recommend a fine fountain pen for journaling. Treat yourself self to a Pilot Metropolitan for around $12. Great nib at any price. 

Rested and Ready …

Leave caffeine out of this. 

Yes, Chicago is more prominent than Houston. 

Nope. Never. 

Ah yes. A nice linen or seersucker jumpsuit for summer. Maybe with a boater hat and a bamboo cane.

I’m sure there’s a very long German word meaning the same thing.

At least there’s no Chunky Sandusky

What’s the question again?

This is Maury Compson-level. 

To pay the bills?

He’ll probably even win the popular vote this time.

Everyone defines themselves by the work they do. And West Virginia isn’t exactly “Middle America”

Of course they hated her for it. It was a horrendously dumb thing for her to say. 

This is Exhibit A on how terrible a candidate she was. There were many exhibits.

You must be the living embodiment of Democratic Party strategy from the last 40 years.

Hillary Clinton would even agree that this is exactly the worst thing to say.