When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

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There’s that famous Midwestern hospitality.

Yes, it was complete robbery. He clearly won all 3 rounds.

Decision was abysmal. No reasonable observer could give the Russian the 1st round yet he somehow swept the judges cards.

Boxing twitter is saying something is fishy with Russia getting a string of shaky decisions in their favor right now. I can’t judge what I haven’t seen but I know this decision stinks.

The 2009-2011 Brewers were fun as hell, man.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

What bothers me the most is none of these fuckers are wearing their hats correctly.

WHOA LOOK AT THAT HOT TAKE EVERBODY!

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.