The Juice is never taking over The Greek Freak, and you know it. That’s a silly thing to even suggest.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

To anyone who voted Trump:

Found it

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s a good teen

Like I’m going to watch a Lions/Dolphins game.

Seems redundant?

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Take your star, you jerk.

Henchmen of ill-repute:

Unfortunately, no camera angle clearly showed the fate of the ball.

Holy shit

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base