Time to take him out backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback
England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.
Did they shut the entire country down so everyone could go to these games? There’s, like, a fifth of the country in the stands.
They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.
Just to be clear: Pat Summit, Muhammad Ali and Buddy Ryan are dead, but Skip Bayless is totally fine.
It really is a shame that they didn’t have those super sophisticated microphones back when Randy Johnson hit that bird. We could have found out if Prince knew what he was talking about.
Luckily the Navy has thought of that, and is implementing a cutting-edge strategy of “not throwing out everything else on the boat just because we got a laser”
I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.
There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.
A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...
“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”
Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.
Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.
Him x 17m right now.
Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?
its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.
Does the presence of Micky Aronson, Juwan Howard and Mario Motherfucking Chalmers provide any clues?
“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”