Did I hear him say his mom who passed away was “looking up” at him? That’s either an unfortunate slip-up or some true shade.

Counterpoints:

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

I’m guessing you’ve never watched Barry Sanders play. Or really anyone with decent feet.

Ayesha?

Congratulations. Single dumbest comment posted on the internet so far about the Finals. No easy task!

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

Happy Shitting.

Hey guys. Remember when we used to burn Lebron jerseys 6 years ago? No? Okay.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

Was just thinking the same thing...we fly under the radar with the Pack and Badgers, but shit — 82' Brewers?!?? Stormin’ Gorman and Cecil Cooper? Craig Hodges and Sydney Moncrief??

“God damn it.”

Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

Everyone

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”