2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

America....fuck yeah!

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

but we should still try to send that goatee into the sun

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…

Some annoying jerk on the other team could have kicked him in the ding dong.

If you ignore all the pro-warriors things they’ve posted this year, they clearly have an anti-warrior bias!

Funny how if you’re going to be an annoying fuckstick, you should probably try to actually be right!

“Novel”

I like where you’re going but to be fair Patrick could’ve started writing this mid way through the 2nd quarter. I was assuming he’d post it before the game ended.

Anyone who says “Lebron sucks” is a fucking idiot, so not just cunty, but that, too.

Man, you can feel whiteness dripping off this comment.

Feel how you want about Lebron, but calling him a “talentless hack” just destroyed all the credibility you made clear you don't have when you made that first idiotic statement. Now you're in the red, bro!

What question did you ask again? I read your post again and it looks like a stupid comment with no question.

I feel like the rich are trickling down on me even as we speak.

Until your favorite team loses a long pass because a DB knows it’s better to take the 10 than risk giving up a 40 yard TD.

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.