He was talking about the people who order it.

They have three sons: Baylen, Bowen, and Callen, and a daughter, Rylen.

In the last 20 goddamn seasons the Bears have had consecutive winning seasons once. I swear to god this team never gets better, they’re either terrible or the rest of the NFC collectively goes to shit. No worries though, since Green Bay will always manage to beat them at least once.

Getting a baseline score for concussion screening with him has to be a fucking nightmare.

He’s still getting served foot longs. In pris

Dammit Tom, for the last time, Pats fans run 2-4 times a year.

They nailed the color scheme

“What a great honor for our people.”

Deep Fried Pizza Rolls

[pulls out comically large megaphone]

I will not tolerate dissent on this. Everyone knows it’s fucking true.

Do you get mad when hockey fans call you Buttman?

Every American sports league would be improved if they embraced promotion and relegation.

Glad things are going as expected for Kyle

“I’ve got just the boat!”

Fucking rookie mistake. You should always lock the door first.

Bat flip. It was beautiful, timely, and it pissed off every old fuck hot take machine.

The responses are both predictable and beautiful.

Bullshit, my in-laws have a beagle mix and he’s the absolute worst. His whines are ear shattering.

Guys?