Of course he is, their knees still have cartilage.

This is so damn sad. An adult fan bringing a glove to a game.

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

It was honestly just a nicer way of saying I’d like to see Rovell ripped apart.

I really want Rovell to have to read these tweets out loud in one of those sweatshops.

They don’t have a better shot than the Cards, it’s not even close.

Deadspin please respect the guy who thinks the Reds have a shot in hell of winning this division.

I hate you so much +1

This is still way less intense than Kane’s sleepovers, which involved a brief wrestling match before going to bed.

The real disappointment was his constant eating prevented him from mating despite the trainers’ best efforts.

One shitty missed forward lateral call and the NFL still inflicts Jeff Fisher on people.

I’m accounting for his hitting. Overall, Schwarber was maybe their eighth best positional starter.

“But look at what he did for us in the playoffs!”

How will the Cubs overcome losing their second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth(?) best positional player?

o We construct a very non-traditional lineup, built around analytics. We bat Cutch in the two-hole and our leadoff hitter is John Jaso, who might be slower than me

The only reason they had this “luxury” was because Colorado also lost 4 in a row. Having a 5 point lead with 6 games left is hardly earning it.

It’s 4:30 and still no damn bears, your day is resting on this Jez

Shouldn’t getting hit by a car be in front of Caitlyn Jenner?