Plug him in at center field of today’s lineup and he’d be the second oldest starting hitter. He’s 28.

I still have no fucking idea which one is Kylie and which is Kendall

No, never get rid of Emmit. Get rid of Robert Evans’ MVP Watch. That shit is dated-comedic poison.

Hey Tom, did you ever do a Bear of the Year for 2014?

There’s a lot to process in this comment.

Congrats a guy that was taken first overall has reached the same heights as Kyle Orton.

Dammit Milo.

Pfft. Jack Johnson’s parents are even better buyers.

Please God, let Ronaldo get it.

Do you huff spray paint or dust off?

With Kissing Suzy Kolber effectively over, is Deadspin looking to bring any of them on?

This is way fucking better than handegg

So can I assume tomorrow Yost will order a pitcher to bean him?

Paul Bunyan’s Axe and the Iron Bowl are both conference rivalries. They wouldn’t be affected.

This is like the collegiate version of the participation trophy.

Nope. He’s always been a douche.

I think most sports would be improved with doing that but I highly doubt a lot of the teams would go for it (look at the fit the threw over the playoff). I always thought it would be a good idea as an alternative to take each team, rank them by committee over say the previous five years. Tier them into four groups and…

Ohio State still managed to win said playoff. Fact. This is a terrible argument against Ohio State but a decent one for an 8 team playoff.

This might hold weight if Baylor didn’t get beat by Michigan State in Texas and what in the hell do you mean one quality opponent? They beat teams that finished the year 13, 5, 4, and 2.