That’s happened to me a bunch of times and I’ve been literally dumb enough to sit there thinking, “is it possible I DID write it??” but then it happened like eleventy more times and I was relieved to find it wasn’t aneurisms, just Kinja.

Pastrami is beef!

I was upset about it for days! Like, what the absolute fuck! Also, the above beer goggles douche. I cant?

That Kanye story. I’m literally crying with laughter.

<sighs> See thats where you went wrong. The grays are good! Fuck this two tiered system that rewards those who beg or suck up to the writers. Its just ridiculous. Im happy to stay in the grays, with the nice people here. <tries to avoid eye contact with the porn poster two seats away>...

I have done my one good deed for the year. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER.

and have probably adorably eaten the guy that let them out.

I would watch the hell out of that guinea pig show. I wouldn’t even care if those guinea pigs were kind of creepily religious. I would still watch the hell out of that show.

“Boys always do this. This happens in many families” Holy crap. It’s ALWAYS wrong, too. I also love that these people are still more concerned with him, and how it affects him....no worries about the girls that did not get help....

OMG so horrible and cute, like when Ratatouille’s rat friends swarm all over the kitchen giving him a hand with the food prep!

I WOULD WATCH THIS!!!

...Needs more guinea pis. Because everything can always use more guinea pigs.

I’d comment, but I seem relegated to languish forever in the grays, out of sight, out of mind, just like, thankfully, the Duggars.

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

What a coincidence! I heard “UGH” and a dramatic shudder of disgust was exactly how 97% of the viewing public reacted to Boondock Saints 2.

Here is an actual pic of Flannery:

I want you to know that I have no clue who Sean or Troy are but I know who you are and I would wait in a long line for you to sign my poster of you.

Far be it from me to wish ill on anyone else, but I hope Mr Flannery lives a long life with lots of sunlight and then once he hits walnut stage, that the costs of Botox skyrockets.

What an awful person!

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…