I ate that a lot when I was living on $5/ hr. one summer in college. Sometimes we swapped out the tuna for Spam, depending on what was on sale. Good times.

Exactly. There were a few times this past winters when places around me weren’t delivering (or weren’t even open). If they say they’re delivering, I assume my food is coming eventually, and I prepare to tip big.

Fine. Then all the restaurant had to say was, “Sorry. No delivery tonight.” We get a ton of snow here, and that happens all the time. Don’t fuck with people and let them think their food is coming until they no other options.

Right? I’m not going to feel guilty for ordering delivery. If the weather’s bad, I’ll tip extra, but I’m not going to feel badly about ordering.

I scream in the car at least a few times a week. Pro tip: make sure your windows are up, or you’re going to get funny looks.

That’s a three-year-old picture. His hair is brown now.

That’s nothing. Here’s a more... colorful picture of Hollie.

If you’re ready to go down the intactivist rabbit hole, look up Brother K and Hollie Ann Redinger. There is some scary shit out there. A (very, very tame) preview:

Oh, you are indeed lucky to have lived so long without Sanctimommy in your life.

I let my husband decide. I had neither a strong opinion nor a penis, so I left it to him.

Fucking MRA intactivists, dude. One of them PM’d me, expressing his hope that my son mutilate my genitals with a butcher knife. They’re classy as fuck.

I troll an intactivist group (yes, that’s what they call themselves) headed by a guy who claims to remember his bris.

Bom bom bom bom bom ba dah bom ba dah dah BOM BOM!

Nice. You don’t hear many MOVE refernces any more. I stood on a roof in West Philly and watched to whole thing go down. Crazy times.

The anti-vaxxers’ responses to this article are just proving the point. This woman in the first comment (who actually started a petition to try to get Allison Hagood fired from her job for being pro-vax) is trying to convince people that Pro-vaxxers harass themselves. The second comment really speaks for itself.

I remember my kindergaren teacher in the 70s had a limp from Polio.

She’s kind of rubbing it in, isn’t she?

You didn’t offend me at all. I just have a hard time taking people seriously on medical issues once they say “Big Pharma”.

Yeah, well, logic is not these people’s forte.

I’m not an expert on vaccine courts, but I imagine since the vaccination rate in this country is above 90%, many more people have had vaccines than any other “big pharma” (seriously?) medications.