Muppet Family Christmas is awesome. So is the John Denver Muppet Christmas special.

That's just fucking wrong. We always watch the old specials on DVD for that very reason. Unless it's a 70's ad for York Peppermint Patties, I don't want commercials cutting into my Peanuts special.

Whatever. I tried.

Thank you. I really am trying.

I do that, too. Furthermore, I raise my kids to do that. My 11-year-old son is trying to start a gay-straight alliance at his middle school. I am doing everything I can to show my kids and my community how much I value equality. As for my church, my congregation is nice and liberal— we interviewed the pastor…

I don't hate any groups. I hate homophobia, sexism, racism. You do not know me; please don't prejudge me.

Fair enough, but I am denouncing those people. That's literally what I'm doing here.

We both agree that Robertson is a vile, despicable asshat who can fuck right off with his homophobic nonsense. Let's just leave it at that, OK?

I may not get a say as to whether he calls himself a Christian, but that doesn't mean I don't get to reply when someone says "Those Christians" as if we were all like him; we're not. Not by a long shot.

Amen!

Hey, just because he calls himself a Christian doesn't mean he is one. Christianity teaches that God is love, but this guy (and his fellow "Christian" homophobes around the world) didn't get the memo.

Re: Phelps' ass: you'll have to take a number. Of course, it's possible you meant something else by that....

Unfounded is not the same as false. Just because it couldn't be proven doesn't mean the victim is lying.

What if you wanted made up information about the origins of Christmas traditions? In that case, Kirk Cameron's your man.

I love you so much for knowing what decimation means.

I live you so much for knowing what decimation means.

God, I know I shouldn't eat Thee. Mmmm. Scarelicious....

Preferably two white men who own property, right?

Well, hey, they needed someone to fill in while their porn was offline. Isn't that tech support's job? Ugh.

I'm old, too, and now I'm imagining you as Judy the Time-Life Operator, cleverly ruining pervs' evenings.