Wow. That's just...wow. Also, ew.

I'm guessing UWS is code for Jewish.

Near as I can tell, by being black in the White House.

"Specialties: Political strategy on social media platforms (particularly Facebook and Twitter). Government consulting"

She bleeds sweat? She also doesn't have a great grasp on how the human body works.

She was apparently arrested for shoplifting during her own "awful teen years", so there's that.

"They're out of touch with regular 'Muricans!"

It's like schadenfreude, personified. (Doggonified? I'm tired.)

No, no, see, it's ok because they're white. Here, let me walk you through it....

So true, sadly. I have already had this exact same argument with commenters on another site. I know I should just give up, but after three years of law school, I just can't let them continue to so thoroughly misunderstand and/or misrepresent the Constitutional meaning of free speech.

What a racist idiot, to be more precise.

Nah. School uniforms are too short. Maybe something with a charming, antebellum feel?

To be fair (not that Lauten deserves it), the "shagging" she referred to in that post was the state dance of South Carolina. (She referred to "beach music" in the same post.) Her faux pas there was accidentally making a personal post on her boss' account. Stupid, yes, but probably not job-losingly stupid.

How could anyone not acknowledge it? Lauten's language was so racially charged— "respect", "class", "role models". It was nauseating. I'd be embarrassed for her if I weren't so damn angry.

I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my mom to lung cancer 14 years ago. Fuck cancer. Go Ralph.

My white, 14-year-old daughter rolls her eyes at me so much I've forgotten what color they are. This woman is a moron. And a racist. Also a moron. (I had to repeat that because it bears repeating.)

NY here. Xanax. And my husband and kids. But then Xanax again, because husband and kids.

Dammit! Time to rewatch the episode.

Every year I make a fabulous mayo-based crudités dip with sherry vinegar, capers, anchovy, and a metric ton of parsley. That stuff rocks on a turkey sandwich. The acidic/salty/herbal flavor is just what turkey needs.

The moistener!