My kids used to FIGHT over who got to dry the salad first when they were little. That thing always used to buy me 5 or 10 minutes of time to finish cooking without them directly underfoot.

Sure it's cute, but someone needs to tell these people that their "dog" is clearly a sophisticated, animatronic teddy bear. They should get their money back.

And now we know where Dennis got his Menace.

Law school was a long time ago, so bear with me. While failure to wear a seat belt in no way contributed to the accident, it may have contributed to the severity of Morgan's injuries. Since New Jersey has a seat belt law, Morgan's failure to mitigate his injuries by failing to follow the law is a relevant factor…

I can't deal with that woman for an entire episode, but I do like the fact that the show makes me feel better about my own failings as a mom. Basically, no matter how badly I'm doing on any given day, I'm a better mom than they are.

I grew up outside of Philly, and seems more and more that PA is becoming the Florida pf the Northeast. I now live on a low rung of the economic ladder in a rich NY suburb, and heroin is becoming an issue here.

Georgia. When getting to Florida is just too much effort.

Can I get paid under the table? I have a small tax problem at the moment.

Or anywhere, really.

This stunner that Rosemary Clooney wore in White Christmas. That neckline! Those curves! Alas, I am too old and too fat now, but in my 20's, I would have rocked that dress.

Yeah, I'm a bitch, but that kind of served her right.

They used to use a flash cube because they don't roll, and they make a nice loud crunch. Alas, if you could find a flash cube now, it would probably be too valuable to break!

Well, her purity and a deviled egg plate.

Klassy.

I kinda want one in my den, every night.

I would so want to strip to my undies and dance in the whiskey sour fountain. Then I could be in someone's worst wedding story.

I once went to an Iraqi Jewish wedding that had a HUGE spread before the ceremony began. My husband and I were surprised, but had a lot of fun eating, drinking, and mingling. Then, after the ceremony, they brought out the "real" food. What's worse, everything was AMAZING (like, the best Middles Eastern food I've…

I'm such a terrible mom. If my kid had done that, my first instinct would have been to summon the photographer to preserve the moment.

Leathery dick. Least popular pudding name ever.