What unbelievable assholes. The mentality of people who actually take time and effort to be horribly destructive for no good reason just confounds me. It's throat-punching time.

They wore the onions on their belts, which was the style at the time....

I was just thinking that! But I doubt these were stolen by starving teens on the run from a corrupt prison camp.

I ran my kids' school's edible garden for years. This makes me want to throat-punch someone. The kids are so proud of their hard work and their results; it must have been devastating for these poor fifth graders. I hope you choke on your onions, asshole.

Not to mention none of his goddam business.

Mine too! One of my best friends growing up was obsessed with Annie in general and Andrea McCardle in particular. She grew up to be an actress, and got to work with McCardle off Broadway last year, and I was so psyched for her and yet soooo jealous!

Nell hasn't gotten much work since her death, though.

I saw it with the original Broadway cast in the 70s, because I am so very old. It was amazing.

Right? My husband and I do joke about that PSA when we order pizza, but it really was effective.

Oh, God. I was thinking the same thing! "You call this dinner!?" *Sounds of beating*

My son used to tell people he was allergic to peanut butter. When I overheard him doing it, we had to have a long and serious talk about the difference between not liking something and being allergic to it. I was seriously terrified he was going to end up being jabbed with a completely unnecessary Epi-pen.

My cousin was a "cool mom" who let her teenage daughter drink all the time. I guess she figured if she's going to drink anyway, she might as well do it at home. Last spring, the daughter got drunk, wrapped her car around a tree, and died.

Oh God, that sucks. I'm so sorry.

Heresy! Nothing will ever ruin "Bang, bang, bangity-bang"!

I didn't mind that the mother died; I didn't need the happy ending. What pissed me off is that spent one sentence on her death. They spent way more time on her first love's death, and we never even met him. They should have spent some time dealing with her illness, her death, and Ted's grief. Also, the Robin thing…

I haaaated Zoey. But I think the Marhsall's dad storyline was handled really well. I lost my mom right before my first child was born, and as tragic and awful as it was, gallows humor was a pretty important coping mechanism (especially since I couldn't get drunk— damn pregnancy rules!) I felt like those episodes…

Hienz chili sauce. Never ketchup.

That name definitely has a Guy Fieri vibe to it. I in no way mean this as a compliment.

Paula, is that you?

As others have said, this is murder, not manslaughter. It's more like firing a gun into a crowded room. You may not be trying to kill anyone, but you know it's likely, and you don't care.