No, it's not. A teenage girl isn't required to get medical attention. She did not give birth and abandon a newborn in the bathroom. The police weren't even sure it was a fetus. Just what the hell is the suspect even suspected of?

My cholesterol went up just reading this. Where the hell is my Simvistatin?

Fantastic when you're cooking dried beans. Makes the bean broth really "meaty" and substantial tasting.

The most important thing to do is rinse it really, really well before you cook it. Otherwise it will taste like soap.

Oh my God, are you trying to kill me??

I have friends who fried latkes in home-rendered pork fat (from their own pigs— yum!) and dubbed them "lardkes". I was simultaneously repulsed and fascinated. Some day I might have to try them. Maybe not for Hanukkah, though.

Me too, but possibly just because I'm really fat.

Tomatoes are only really good in the summer. Bacon, however, is timeless.

Well, the real house supposedly has King Tut's curse on it; maybe it has the opposite effect on dogs?

Times like this, I miss Television Without Pity so much.

It's my favorite. It creeps me out no end, though, imagining the undescribed parts of the story.

I'm making even better money passing off moldy cake in pretty boxes as royal keepsakes!

Came here looking for this. "Is the item still...with you?"

Definitely. I've had lots of fun revisiting them with my kids, who are a tad on the gallows humor side themselves.

My favorite was the one with the emotionally abusive husband and the lift. Creepy as hell.

my 2 youngest boys have very long hair. Their choice. So does their dad. We've tangled with a fair number of people over this

At my private school, girls were required to wear navy blue "bloomers" under their uniform skirts for gym class. They would make us line up, bend over and touch our toes so they could check. We were about 12. I wish I'd said something then, because that is fucking creepy in retrospect.

We know. We do. And it's not you. It's just that a lot of your fellow residents seem to elect morons, and you are stuck living with the results.

My son is white and has long hair just because he wants to, and I can't imagine how livid I would be in this situation. This poor mom. The morons who sent him home and the ones who justified it need to be bitch-slapped. How hard would it have been to send him home at the end of the day with a note to his parents…

Exasperating! I love this kid. Little kids with big vocabularies just kill me.