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Snape wore it better...

Damn... He went “All-The-Way” with the mirror designs. All the way...

Making good cars isn’t enough but it’s a start if you’re in the car making business. You can argue however you like about looks, performance, specs, etc., but the masses want affordable and reliable machinery. Everything else is secondary. Even Jalops will attest that they don’t enjoy “the beige” but we are the

We need video.  There has to be video so we can synch yakety sax to it. 

Once you have ever had good winter tires it is very difficult going back.

You can get away with brand new All Seasons the first year in snow. By the second year you’re going to notice something called tire degradation.

Well this reminds me of the old Skyrim bug of doom where having too much inventory items can brick your game or cause massive lagging.

Many Jalops rag on driving beige. Daily driving a beige mobile would be my choice. DD a boring car allows me to save/work on my other projects AND allows me to own so many other vehicle. Plus having a fun vehicle that I have to slog through rush hour traffic isn’t fun. I need to get to work and my employer doesn’t

Acura loses the beak and replaces it with a MB sized front logo.

Camber to see this.

Some people just grab them.. By the you know... It’s suppose to be “ok” in some circles.  And by circles yes I mean jerks.

*Jump Scare*
I was waiting for glorious V8 noise and was duped!

Shhhh!  Stop telling people!  They going to clap them out!

I slip the clutch in stop and go traffic, rarely dump my clutch, engine brake to slow down and with 5 family owned manuals (with a combined 1,000,000 miles) had to only change one clutch (at 200k). Just take care of your stuff and it should last.

Like a rock...

I can roll with that.

Or if you are wounded (easier to open) carrying wounded or hanging on while getting out of Dodge.

Also confirmed. The correct instructions should have been “the rear hatch button is to be used ONLY for unlocking the rear hatch and NOT for lifting duties.”

Confirmed. The truck lift gate handles are also made of paper wafers.

Nothing would have saved Mitsubishi. Their own management incompetence led it languish towards Yugo status. They had decades to try and fix their mistakes and no amount of brown, station wagon turbo K car would have saved it.