As a lesbian living in Illinois and who plans to live here for most of her life I'm SO PROUD AND SO PUMPED!!!!!!!!

Yeaaaa! So proud to be from Illinois right now, even if we have the shadiest, slimiest politicians.

Serious question: why are Asian people almost totally absent from American media?

Yeah, I was expecting much worse than this, like "maybe you need to lose 20 pounds". THAT would be fucked up. It sounds like her friends are doing the best they can, and these are very individual things that this particular author doesn't want to hear. Other people may indeed like to hear these things. Humans are…

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Thanks, but no. I swear to God the only reason why that painfully unfunny show gets any awards is because they want to see Sophia's boobs jiggle when she does her celebration dance at the after party.

Fair enough. I suppose if you have the time to hang out on tumblr, you have the time to read feminist books.

Y'know, for many people not going to College is not a deliberate choice they make. I really hope you didn't mean to imply that feminism is only for college-educated people who have read whatever you consider essential feminist reading.

People who learn about anything on tumblr are fucking dangerous.

Same with people who get all their education on feminism from Jezebel! Reading the commentary is much more helpful in many cases than going by articles alone.

No, she's not January Jones. That's because she's a talented performer.

Look, I would never do it. I hope none of my family ever does it. But that's a matter of aesthetics, at bottom. My chief objection to prostitution (and pornography) is that I believe the majority of women involved are not, in a meaningful way, consenting - they are coerced, or feel they have no alternative, or…

No matter what it is, I guarantee he would be better than you are at it.

Pro-tip: if you open with "I hate to sound like a jerk... Just stop. You're going to sound like a jerk.

I love your post, because it's so true. Women are outpacing men in graduation from college, and are quickly climbing the earning ladder and becoming the heads of households. Our "special interest group" as some call it (which is ridiculous) is starting to have more and more sway. Your comment reminded me to stay…

Vagina depth varies depending on arousal, cycle, other hormones, recent activity, foods eaten, recent births, pregnancy, and, well, just about everything. It's not the easiest thing to measure.

One need only look at the top Deadspin comments ("PRECIOUS LOL") to see why she's being pilloried.

NYC contingent: MSNBC says that there's gonna be a BIG rally down at the Stonewall Inn.

The tag literally says Mad Men.

Did you also read A Modest Proposal and think it's about eating babies?