Reading this list I was like "ya this guy gets me" until it came to Flappy Bird.

"Heh, yeah, he punches people in the dick."

But can he teach it to shit outside, instead of in a stinky box in the house? THEN I'll be impressed. *Not a cat person*

and yet you have to pay 54$ extra dollars to have the FULL game you just spent 60$ on... so awesome!

I was hoping for a more demotivational spin, where the man would be verbally abused by win quotes.

Step 1: Think of all the cool characters you would like to be.

as someone who lives there... I am not

This is my reaction, too. Bayonetta released on PS3 and 360. So for starters, it's multi-platform. Secondly, when Bayonetta released, there was somewhere in the neighborhood of 50-60 million units between PS3 and 360 (cumulative).

GLITCH RUNS ARE NOT FUCKING SPEED RUNS

125 years old and (apparently) perpetually doomed. Thanks for being awesome Nintendo.

Microsoft make a pc game? What year do you live in, 1999? PC is an after thought to Microsoft games.

Something went wrong today with the Mario & Luigi section of Nintendo's Miiverse community, allowing users to post any kind of image (so long as they could view it on the Wii U's web browser), not just a screenshot of the game they're playing. Yet given the opportunity to post anything, the fans there - bless 'em -…

the Duck Hunt dog is the embodiment of every light gun game for the NES, not just Duck Hunt.

Money is the main reason, the yen is too strong in Japan, meaning that if they get rid of the region lock Japanese costumers would save a lot of money if they buy from the international store instead of the Japanese one. And because Nintendo's main region is Japan they will not do that. Sony doesn't care as the vita…

Greedy? The Mario Kart 8 DLC is an excellent example of how to do DLC. When the game came out, it cost $60. It came with 32 tracks, 30 drivers, and 26 vehicles, all of which are a fair amount for the full game. These two DLC packs cost $12 together, or 1/5 of the original price. With this, we will get 16 new tracks, 6…

He only does it because he loves you. Please understand.

I thought the exact same thing!

This is kind of awful. I hated the old system. I posted comments fairly constantly that I put care and thought into, I had a lot of them promoted by starred users, but I never got starred myself, relegated instead to the greyed-out comment ghetto. It really felt like the site's writers rarely ever read past the…

Or to avoid lawsuits or profit-sharing from Apple.