Well it is true that you can’t generate random numbers via an internal random function in any programming language... high level or low level. It’s one of the first things you learn in a programming class. The thing is, one of the next things you learn is how to combat that via using the system clock, random memory…

Apparently you haven’t been watching the national news. Some idiot 10 year old tried to swallow a bearing in a fidget spinner and the whole country is freaked out as natural selection does it’s work. If your 10 year old swallows a toy like a 3 year old would you have bigger issues than the toy manufacturer.

They want 6 face buttons?!? I guess they didn’t play the game on the snes back in the day then.... shoulder buttons make it EASIER to play because you never have to move your thumb off of those primary four buttons.

The story of Injustice is based on an old Episode of the Justice League cartoon. Supes lobotomizes the joker (and lex) on an alternate earth and basically the whole league, save a few rebels turn evil. Then it is revealed that it’s an alternate earth and the real Justice League come and save the day. Sound familiar?

Sorry man, but that animation is terrible. The audio is about 3-5ms behind the animation and the animation itself looks like someone is over-emoting through a mo-cap rig (which is probably what they did). And the eyes... the dead... unfeeling eyes.

Mr. Rogers is a personal hero of mine and if anyone has anything negative to say about him I will beat the crap out of them. Ironically he would be very disappointed in me, but I don’t care... Fred Mcfeely rules and if you don’t get how great he is there is someone emotionally wrong with you.

That obsessive level of collecting is just dumb. A complete library is just that... a complete collection of all the unique games on the system. Therefore label variants and ect. are completely irrelevant unless YOU put that restriction on yourself. I knew you had lost your mind when you mentioned stadium events.…

This just in: Recent Tweet reveals that Randy Orton is an asshole with no respect to the industry and a colossal douche to boot. Absolutely no one is surprised.

Manly guys doesn’t make any sense. Ganon controls those guardians. I thought that maybe it was part of a larger story I missed, but nope, that’s the only page.

Or have a game genie so you don’t disfigure your precious snes like an animal.

Yup. Speedrunning would be fun, it 100% completion was always required and game breaking exploits were banned, but neither of those are the case.

If you bothered to watch the video, it’s explained that the emulator the homebrew devs were using was incorrect with it’s address registry assignments, so any glitching is the fault of the game, not the system.

Wrong. De-yellowing is a result of a chemical reaction due to improper mixing of the flame retardant put inside consumer grade plastics. Plastic getting brittle over time has absolutely nothing to do with the yellowing. Not only that, but the commonly used de-yellowing technique involves hydrogen-peroxide, a mildly…

While all of that is true, this is the perfect time to do another Metroid game. Nintendo learned the hard way with the Wii U that releasing 1 or 2 first party games a year isn’t nearly enough to sustain their consoles. They’ve spread out their releases for this first year, but two of them are just re-hashes of Wii U…

What no mention of Wrecking Crew? The foreman in that game is who inspired Wario’s look, sort of like how Jump Man was a prototypical Mario.

Yeah she’s at the dreaded “Ellen sitcom post-outing” stage, where every frikkin story has to revolve around her sexual/gender/whatever identity. Keep in mind that Ellen’s ratings bombed at that point and the show was cancelled. You know, because a situation comedy suddenly lacked the comedy part.

That’s what she said.

I think you are missing the bigger lesson from this story. Tournament level players are CHEATING. I’m sorry but if you are using equipment outside of the factory specifications in a way that isn’t easily accessible to everyone who decides to play then you are cheating. If there is a bug in the game then you deal with…

They aren’t obsessed with silly gimmicks, they are obsessed with trying new things. You should be GLAD that they are. Nearly every landmark innovation in video game hardware since 1985 has come from Nintendo. Without them you wouldn’t have:

I’m pretty sure you just described Microsoft. :)