I'm mostly interested in when he saw LeBron James' penis. That's got to be an interesting story.

This woman went on live national television to talk about amazing work that she's doing, and she gets interrupted by her boyfriend's selfish proposal. The line "You're not here to talk about the work you're doing" hit me. OH, EXCUSE ME? I'M NOT? WHO ARE YOU?

I can not believe this asshole started with "You're not here to talk about your work..." "You're here today because it's our anniversary." WHAT A DICK. Its more likely that she got asked to be on the show to talk about her work and this asshole decided he would showboat. He could have at least waited until she was…

Ugh. I'd be so pissed. Obviously the producers (and her boyfriend) assumed that getting engaged/married is the TOP priority in any woman's life, so any annoyance she'd have at not getting to talk about her accomplishments would be overshadowed by the joy of getting married. Blah.

What a dick, why did he have to force the PB up Marley's nose? He could have just let him lick it off the spoon.

I Just found out I am pregnant, about two or so weeks along. I had a condom break, then took the morning-after pill and it did not work. As soon as I found out I looked up clinics and yesterday booked my termination, which I am having in exactly one week from today.

haha, here she is after giving my cousin the business!

Did you watch the second season or just the first? The second season brought more continuous story lines and less "problem of the week" stories, which made the show more interesting. I'd say try again starting with last season, that's when all the drama started!

Ah, yes, because allowing private institutions to do whatever they wanted worked so well before.

Let's see... Recap of the last five minutes of last week's episode. Olivia's sitting on the floor in panic mode while Jake lies on her bed, looking all battered and comatose and shirtless. Fitz calls her and tries to talk about the Jake issue, but she refuses and hangs up. Olivia then calls Huck, who's still pissed…

"When the alleged victim’s mother was questioned about these changes, she freely admitted that her daughter does not always tell the truth, particularly when she is in a stressful situation."

No wow; it's the law. They're under the age of consent.

I'm sorry to say this, but nobody cares about your breakup. You're only writing this on Jezebel because all of your actual friends and family are tired of hearing about it. You're complaining about your friends who are trying their best to console you and your boss who is just being honest. Nobody wants to work with…

Dear Robin Thicke: stop being an ass and blaming only Miley. A. You rehearsed that number. It wasn't spontaneous. B. She was GRINDING ON YOUR DICK. Are you really going to try to pretend you didn't notice that?

Why must people criticize other people's management of their mental disorders? It's one thing for Lena to say meditation works for her, but to say she's "thankful" she wasn't put on meds suggests going on medication is harmful. This attitude is all too common; I've dated guys & had friends who had depression or mood…

Doesn't exactly fit the theme, but someone downthread reminded me of when I was 19 and worked at a cafe in a super white town and would constantly get people asking "what are you?" and then being disappointed when I rattled off every country in Northern Europe and then added, "oh, but my grandma is Black Irish so…

Like I said, I was referring to people like Paul. You want to overlook that point, go ahead.

I was referring to the self-proclaimed Rand acolytes on the public stage like Paul Ryan, who no doubt continues to worship at Rand's sociopathic feet despite his public renouncement.

Okay, but only because you asked.