I have a much harder time with you calling her "Maria".

You know who else is celebrating a birthday today?

Someone please tell Andy Cohen that my heart can't handle having Connie Britton and Zachary Quinto on the same stage. I get the vapors.

Don't forget Shad Khan, he's about to be indicted on fraud charges for claiming that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a professional football team

Which part of the article did you not read? The whole thing?

I think you missed or just decided to gloss over a couple details of the story.

He was surrounded by a pack of cowards who had no business being on the road to begin with. If you want to be treated like a human, act like one.

The SUV driver ran over a member of a mob, that was threatening his family after trying to illegally shut down a highway, in an attempt to escape said violent mob. Make sense now?

I am a motorcycle rider and I am in Camp RR. Here's why:

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

(phone ringing)...

#GoodbyeBreakingBad

I gotta admit...I like the idea of a company being like "Hey, you're an adult and can make adults decisions about what you put in your body. Eat this if you want to eat this."

I can count on one hand the number of times I've eaten Cinnabon in the past ten years, but each of those times, I had 100% decided that 1000…

I love her and am happy she exists in the world <3

I want to smack Tiki Barber in his fucking head for shaking this douchebags hand but then I realized their cut from the same cloth. Why would I take advice from someone that left his pregnant wife for a Today Show intern and why is that intern sitting there like she should be giving anybody fucking marriage advice?

I don't understand why people post this sort of comment.

The amazing thing to me is that the prosecutors' office is getting almost no backlash for this, even though it was their actions that really set this in motion. After his victim committed suicide, the prosector's office actually entered into a deferred sentencing agreement with this guy. That agreement stipulated that…

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you're welcome

Stephen! Won by a landslide. Sorry JGL, you may be my imaginary boyfriend but SM is my imaginary lover.