That Dumb and Dumber reunion photo is only really bumming me out, making me feel old, etc.

Today I had ice cream after lunch. I'm like a white lady Malcolm X— aggressively leading a deeply necessary subversive movement to eat ice cream when you want. Literally just like Malcolm X. It only takes one person, y'all. God, I'm so fucking heroic.

I've posted this before but here's an old pic in which he is touching me.

If you did a 360, you'd still be against it.

If you want dewy skin like hers that isn't shiny add a few drops (very tiny bit) of illuminator/luminizer in with your foundation or with a bb cream or tinted moisturizer if you're not into super heavy makeup. If you have very oily skin or are worried about going overboard place the tiniest dot on your ring finger…

Always assume they don't.

This made me laugh! I really don't know, though—we don't have cable, so I (fortunately) live in a relatively Kardashian-free world. Part of me was like, I should look her up. Then I was like, Nah—I probably won't like her as much as Rita Moreno anyway. :)

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

So I'm gonna be that asshole that says if you can't spell something (or bother to look up how to spell the word) then maybe you shouldn't be commenting on it....

Well, I think people should be talking more about Emma Roberts and her arrest, but no photo I have seen of her boyfriend looks even a fraction as gruesome as the photo of Rihanna. And she doesn't have a record of causing trouble. So it is hardly surprisin g that she has not attracted so much attention. Chris Brown…

I really recommend visiting Nicaragua. The tourism industry is still in its infancy, but there are a lot of local business owners and entrepreneurs who are making it happen. It's a really cool country, and despite being one of the poorest countries in our hemisphere, it's also very safe for visitors, even if you're…

Recently, Justin Long went to Nicaragua to support The Girls Home, which looks to be a very deserving charity for orphan girls who have been abused or lived with caretakers who "struggle to provide for them as they themselves may have been affected by a life of drug addiction or prostitution." He admits his support is…

It´s a wedding. I doubt when they were doing the invites they had a fixed quota of different ethnicities to include, since, you know, that´s not generally how people work out invitations. Also, the same people seem to crop up a lot so perhaps it was family and immediate friends only. It doesńt mean that the couple…

mmmm, I could be convinced to do very bad things in exchange for those shoes. Maybe even do very bad things while wearing those shoes.

I just turned 30. This is so awkward, I'm forced to wear a landing strip merkin until some of my pubic hair grows in again.

I don't even believe the gossip about Lamar Odom, frankly. This seems like a massive smear campaign orchestrated by the Kardashians. CDAN agrees with me.