Although I understand in the larger sense that we’re all totally fucked and likely going to die soon, I must admit I do enjoy me a Spicey meltdown.

Ever notice how his eyes are always bloodshot and puffy?

Spicer: *storms back to the podium after 35 minutes* “PERIOD!!” *storms off again*

I love that this spat happened with a Brietbart goon. If they turn on Trumpenstein it will be glorious to behold.

...and the Breitbart reporter seems really disappointed that Trump’s beautiful wall isn’t the grand statement of American isolationism that he hoped it to be

538 probably wasn’t wrong. A 71% chance is not a 100% chance. As Nate Silver pointed out repeatedly, their models gave Trump a better chance of winning than you’d have of losing in Russian roulette. If someone handed you a revolver with only one bullet, would you feel comfortable pulling the trigger?

I’ll Star this right after I stop crying. Don’t wait up.

Patiently waiting for scientists to investigate these shenanigans.

I’ve been trying to find it on a beer koozie for summer camping trips with my wife’s brothers, who all voted for Trump. No luck so far, guess I’ll have to have it custom made.

Almost as good as this one!

I would PAY SOMEBODY MONEY to yell that at one of these things.

He’s not going to quit so much as have a public breakdown. He’s pretty bad at obfuscation and lies, he can’t keep them straight and it’s killing him.

what do you think Sean smells like? Cinnamon and flop-sweat?

He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.

I thought she was pushed out because Elvis was no longer attracted to her after she became a mom.

Because he was grooming her to be his wife the whole time and part of being Elvis’s wife was PURITY. I mean, they did do everything but sex, but for real, Elvis picked her young so he could bring her up the way he wanted to. It was fucking disgusting.

Those are brocade-ish paisleys on that thar tux. And seriously, she’s young and cute and has a darling little figure and she designs herself a muumuu to get married in? WTF, Priscilla. At least she got out before she got suffocated; many a young girl wasn’t that self-protective.

How many bump-itts are hiding in there??? And/or how many cans of Elnett did it take. It’s a masterpiece of engineering.

5 years from now...

“Who would have known that a civil war would have been so hard..?”

Sadly, these days, it’s her face, not her veil, that looks like it’s being reinforced with Aqua Net.