I always take issue with this viewpoint, because it represents a profound misunderstanding of where both parties are currently at and where they’ve been in terms of recent history. Admittedly, this is a misunderstanding the media has and continues to propagate.

I think people really underestimate how many apathetic both-sides centrists thought they had the whole politics game “figured out” and were genuinely shocked by this because they genuinely believed that the GOP would never actually overturn Roe.

So like... the answer here is: be fucking patient. Let him wake up on his own. Give him space to decide if he’s going to be an actual threat or not.

I mean... I’m a fucking know-nothing person who was in the Army once, so maybe I’m not as smart as these vaunted officers of the law, but if the dude has a gun on his lap and you’re so damn concerned about him maybe reaching for it, maybe you should back the hell up and give him space? Like sure: block his car in and…

They want to create momentum to try and get Schiff out of there because he is competent and good at dismantling Republican propaganda coming out of the intelligence committee. I’m willing to bet that Nunes is implicated in some dirty dealings possibly uncovered and that the full report will not make him look good. So…

Republicans are, predictably, way overplaying their hand. It’s become increasingly clear that the Barr memo was a lawyerly piece of legalese that was carefully crafted to protect the president from what’s ultimately going to be a pretty damning report. Once it’s revealed how damning it actually is, this freakout is…

I just had to make this. 

Been hearing this from the
Elephants
Nonstop.
Generally, they
Have
Always been
Zealously opposed to these types of
Investigations.

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

They’re inalienable rights when we’re talking about what I do. They’re privileges that can be taken away when we’re talking about what you do.

How much are we betting that’s Uncle Milty in disguise?

Nunes is like a kid in middle school who finds a note that says he smells like farts and, instead of just throwing it out, stands up in the middle of the cafeteria and says “I found a note that said I smell like farts and I just want to say that’s not true and I do not smell like farts. So don’t say I smell like farts…

The suit also contains this lil nugget:

While I agree it’s DOA in the Senate, it’s actually very important to get bills like this passed by the House early so that support can be built. Actually writing bills and getting Democrats to agree on bill text is an important step now. While nothing will actually change in the law until 2021 at the earliest,…

“Fat cat Trump wants you to die”

I’m still waiting for the reaction from Fox News about the cuts to Medicare that Trump proposed in his budget. That might actually peel some of these on-the-fence MAGA-heads away from their Fox News coma. Man, if i was in the War Room for the DNC, would I have fun with this one:

Yeah, I realize it’s hard when speaking extemporaneously, but the “fake news” meme really needs to be stuffed into a sleeping bag and beaten to death by Jason Voorhees. Trump uses the term for news he doesn’t like, which is bad, because small-d democracy is impossible if there isn’t a capital-T Truth that can be…

Note that this is the same judge who was basically doing the defense’s job for them during the trial, interrupting prosecution nonstop, talking to the prosecutors like they were bad little children in front of the jury, misconstruing the facts of the case in front of the jury, and blaming prosecution for procedural…

He suffers from severe anxiety, panic attacks, and a constant feeling of claustrophobia while he is locked alone in his cell each day. These conditions of confinement were designed for violent offenders who pose risks to the safety of other inmates or jail personnel, or who are placed in solitary confinement as…

He discusses the fact that an “air-tight” investigation is somewhat impossible with child sexual abuse, since there’s typically no material evidence and there are few, if any, witnesses. It’s usually “he-said-she-said.” And he acknowledges that these men were CHILDREN when these crimes occurred, and there may be…