That he did not get uproarious laughing responses is due to him being quite accurate in his assessments. Truth hurts. He was excellent.

Yeah, he was great. The room was fucking tough though. Especially when he went after press outlets and specific people.

Really wish they’d managed to get Alec Baldwin to come and stand in as Trump for the proceedings, though wearing that cheeto rug for a couple hours would’ve gotten pretty stinky.

Hey, buddy. You’ve been bestowed the title of “Grammar Queen.” It sounds posh, yet vaguely kinky. Can I get in on that, too, please? (“Social Justice Copy Editrix” just doesn’t have the same snap to it.)

It’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard, but at least we now know someone taught Trump about Amendments. Those flashcards must be working!

Seldom has a username melded so aptly with a comment.

I think it’ll be hard to trace because they exist entirely within his selfhating, rotting-fungus mind.

Then why do they get so upset when we call them racist or sexist?

My dream is to be on jury duty. Seriously. There are so few ways to show civic pride in this country: voting, paying taxes, and jury duty chief among them. Military for those to whom that appeals. (Shopping if you believe the GOP: that doesn’t cut it for me) I am so proud of our judicial system, have lived in…

Turns out we really can do this every weekend.

Don’t worry. He already tries this back in the U.K. And it went really well! Then it turned out he couldn’t pay his employees and was a bullying monster boss and he was fucking done there professionally. This’ll blow up in his face and the fans he roped in to write then fucks over will make him look even worse to the…

Yeah I tried to get out of it saying i’m a single father but the judge just scoffed at me after letting two single moms be excused.

My first thought was “Kiddy fiddlers don’t usually have that kind of disposable income...”

Laurie Penny’s articles about Milo should be required reading:

Honestly the toxicity of his sense of self should be enough to permeate the air around him and force him to suffocate. One of the true pities of life that auras are pseudoscience rather than a tangible reality that can cause terrible people’s termination by the means of their own terrible-ness.

“making the lives of journalists, professors, politicians, feminists, Black Lives Matter activists, and other professional victims a living hell.”

“Obviously, I’ve done a lot of soul searching over the past few months and I’ve come to a conclusion: I’ve realized that I’m really, really important.”

I waited tables with Paul Ryan in DC after college.

Never forget that Paul Ryan and his family survived for many years on Social Security benefits after his father unexpectedly passed away.

My favorite Ryan anecdote is that his entire reputation for being a wonk stems from responding to questions with answers that begin with “well I don’t want to get too wonky.”