Yup. I used to work at a mall and have seen it all. From using babies in strollers to sending the very young kids to grab things and run out. It's so sad. 

Small hands, good for thieving.

Seriously. If you’re not going to put in the time and effort to train a small monkey or a ferret, just stay home.

Disappointed in the father, impressed with the daughter. To have the composure to do that at a young age is impressive. If her dad wasn’t a shitbag imagine what she could do. 

I saw shit like this first hand...I was working at CVS and a mom with 3 kids came in, youngest was a baby. The mom was putting make up and other items into her baby bag and asking her kids what they wanted. When the mom went to check out, she gave the baby bag to the youngest and had her walk out first. When the…

Thats what i do too

Yeh i agree. But what i do is ( works on xbox one)

I don’t think I’ve ever had a rando join when I’ve done that. It takes literally like 3-4 seconds and you’re gtg. So many people whining when there are such easy solutions. Granted, you may not get as much money from selling in an empty lobby as opposed to a full one, but at least you won't die either. 90% of…

On PS4 I would just unplug my internet cable then plug it back in once everyone got booted which had the same effect. 

Gotta say, “this is how you spot a cop car kinja” is my new favorite kinja

Oh, I will just piss and piss and piss on his grave.

Jesus Christ! I’m so sorry about your fiancee.

No, not really. Once capitalism became the driving political force in the world and nuclear weapons became largely available, large militaries among developed nations are no longer a relevant priority. Basically, we can make a lot of money selling weapons to 3rd world countries to fight other 3rd world countries. It…

Say what you will about them, early to mid PA comics were dead fucking on

I’m glad my WW2 vet grandfather isn’t around to see a country where people say being anti-fascist is a bad thing.

From the National Lampoon movie Vacation

The first handjob I ever got was waxing my dad’s mustang and then giving him a discount rimjob. Replaced his fluids and everything.

Sorry to be that guy, but I think your summary needs a light edit:

Rule #[whatever we’re up to now] of the internet: If someone starts a statement with “While I’m not a bigot/I’m not a bigot, but...” they’re a fucking bigot. What you said has nothing whatsoever to do with the article.

I had my gender changed on my passport in 2016. I had to jump a few hoops, and pay for a whole new passport, but it wasn’t a bad process. One of the requirements was a doctors letter stating that I had changed gender and medically transitioned. I’m sure you can google the same template online right now.