Though it's cool to know its bullshit, I can't criticize for that and turn around and say don't criticize me for having a glass of wine. You can advise her to think on it or talk to her doc, but in the end, no one really wants the mommy wars to continue.

Unlike Jenny McCarthy, I have not put the rest of the population at risk. And my OB is still board certified and we have discussed the risks associated.

I almost punched my MIL in the face a few days ago. Glad I kept that one in. :/

Oh really? Do you have a link handy?

Yeah it's just 1/10 admitted it. I'd say the rate among my friends is 1/2.

I'm still significant time from being able to feel the baby move, but i fear the day I have an afternoon cup and someone punches my kidney all night.

The occurrence of listeriosis is higher in cold meat, so you're supposed to only eat steaming hot/freshly prepared meat. But in reality, your chances of contracting listeria go from like 1/8500 to 1/8000. It's not a huge difference.

I’m pregnant, I drink with dinner, eat lunch meat, drink coffee and GASP! Don’t need anyone’s advice, because I have educated myself on the risks. Thank yoooou.

The knife following laughing tears is 100% correct

Do emoji work on kinja? Because this is all I've got 😳😖😢

I've been dying to do that with my greyhound. He'd be so big and scary!

Wtf is a for profit shelter??

So my Costco ID won't work anymore? Wtf is this world coming to

“He added that “there would be no express requirement that U.S. military personnel in Afghanistan report it.” An exception, he said, is when rape is being used as a weapon of war.”

How is this not manipulation of force and a weapon of power of being a fucking warlord (US sanctioned or not)?

Looks like an apron to me

Probably true. I wish more people were just comfortable admitting that believing in a man in the sky is fucking crazy instead of continuing to pretend to fit in.

That is gold.

Can we elect an atheist already? Then we can discriminate against all religions equally!

Oh yeah, if I haven't met them it's definitely sir or ma'am. I cant really remember ever addressing someone directly (as opposed to in the third person) as a mr or Mrs.

I was firmly raised in the “sir” or “ma’am” group. I didn’t call anyone Mr. or Mrs. and it super weirds me out my husband still calls his best friends’ parents by Mr. and Mrs. when I call them Janet, Doreen, Bruce, etc.