Kind of a mixed bag for him, though, because right after the arrest USAG named him interim President for life, replacing Mary Bono, and issued a statement saying, “Here we go again! Guilty until proven indicted. Did we learn nothing from the unfortunate treatment of Brett Cosby?” And then, two hours later they fired…

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Penn St, as deplorable as their fans are, at least exists for another purpose, it is a University.

Alright, Kinja is eating my picture in my earlier reply to you. It was a picture of “We are still Penn State” fans.

List of possible candidates for new national gymnastic center:

I don’t think it makes her look frail or weak, I know better. What I’m saying is that images like this, in this context, probably subconsciously plant the idea that sexual assault victims are weak or should be ashamed.

Yes, restrict the athletes, not the people who are in power and abusing them.

Yeah, penalize the athletes because grown men are fucking pathetic perverts.

I was sure that sentence was going to end with “am terrible at sniffing bombs”.

I want to adopt a failed bomb detecting or police dog as I, too, am terrible at following instructions.

oh my god shut up

I see that legal schooling is going well.

Probably because his body is a Zonderland. I’ll see myself out...

Impressive that such a quip took less than four minutes to be posted.

Impressive that the bar tried to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

This Worlds has been a bloodbath. Iordache, Kohei, Ragan going down in AA finals warmups...

I think even these relatively poor Communist countries still had a LOT of money going toward their international sports programs (I’m thinking about Cuba). And maybe that’s gone away now, so it is impacting the programs.

Last New Years, I made for myself from one box of puff pastry

There are three recipes for pancakes on the box of Bisquik. The correct one is the one that calls for a little oil and vanilla extract. The secret is almond extract instead of vanilla. Actually, the answer is almost always almond instead of vanilla no matter the recipe.

Admiral James Pikachu really made my day better. Thank you.