You can shoot pigs out of it.

On the bright side, he does have a good knuckleball working for him.

You’re lucky to be alive. Those Chicago cops are vicious when they’re drunk.

To be fair, Ford knows all about driverless cars.

Regardless, she became the first person at the Olympics all week to dive into something blue.

This is a great place to remember Raysisms 2014 2nd place finish.

You goddamned bastards.

More like water polio, amirite??

I live in Phoenix. The Reflectix installation has me interested.

I’ve run the numbers, and it seems that 3 went into 23 seven times, with #2 remaining.

Maybe his hair was so long before because he was insecure about his ears being on the top of his head instead of on the sides.

Moron. The Reds haven’t owned anyone since the departure of Marge Schott

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

No surprise here. In Asia most dogs end up being really good sliders.

On the bright side, that was the most hits his Periscope has ever seen.

What I Talk About When I Talk About Whatever I Was Just Talking About

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

It was picked up by the radio broadcast industry for a while.

It wasn’t just in the clubhouse. He also had sex between the lines.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.