Prince: [collapses after rounding third base]

Hell of a time for him to come out as an Oiler.

“So THAT’S how they got my water bill!!!!!”

Other than that, Cespedes had a great game last night. Went 2 for 4, had an RBI and put one in the upper deck.

The Rays were originally going to point the camera on their fans, but NASA already has a top of the line instrument that focuses on the empty, soulless expanse of unimaginable nothingness.

Man, fuck all of you, I love it. Also keep in mind that this is a $15.5K car and not a $19K

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

24. Orienteering

13. Waterski and wakeboard

Stuck it in her tailpipe once, it was hot as fuck.

Step 1. Never go outside

Chris, I know you’re new here and aren’t used to our customs. But we’ve been around for a long time and have developed certain tried and true traditions. You just have to settle down, watch others, and grow to appreciate the environment created by those who came before you. There’s a right way to play this game, and I…

Yasiel...Pug?

“How about the chow chow?”

in the lab...

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

I guess they’re still pretty close, and that’s cool and all, but there’s no need to brag about it. My little league coach was there when I lost my virginity, and the tears were in my eyes, and you don’t hear him blubbering to the Mercury News about it. “Act like you been there before,” Coach Barry would say. I did. I d…

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…