At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

a $94 million loss compared to the going rate for WAR.

An old man playing with kids? He's Michael Jackson every day.

What the hell, kid? You should be in school. And that school should be shielding you from prosecution for rape.

I guess that's the sort of shit you'd expect from kids in the Bae Area.

H/t to BJ

Counterpoint: Candy corn is better than wax lips.

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

You can't bat much of anything around Mr. Bumgarner

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

Hey, pal: if you don't want to hear slurs when listening to an NFL broadcast, I recommend you just mute your TV! You can turn the volume back up after they're done interviewing Joe Namath.

He probably should have known better than to ask Kobe to wish him good luck before a game.

He's a heart attack and a tumor away from the new Gordie Howe hat-trick.

At least the Sixers managed to pick up some quality depth.

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

You can't spell "failures" without FSU.

...a merciless rant about just how crappy this team is.