As an owner of a Challenger SRT392, you will not be disappointed. ~15 MPG, infinite SPG.

He’s obviously doing Goodell’s shill pedaling.

I wouldn’t show up either if the producer didn’t give me my lines.

Well, U Texas’ secondary is pretty bad

Whatever the cause of the advantage, it’s now all in the past.

On the bright side, he does have a good knuckleball working for him.

You’re lucky to be alive. Those Chicago cops are vicious when they’re drunk.

The real problem here is that Rio is making a mountain of a mojon hill

It’s hard to tell in the pic, but I bet there’s a bit of overhang of the dash over the screens. My Challenger has quite a bit of digital going on in the dash and glare isn’t a problem even if the sunroof screen is open.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats the PHX heat like the shitty greenhouse of a Dodge Challenger.

Maurice: [looks at trashed locker]

Moron. The Reds haven’t owned anyone since the departure of Marge Schott

The Cardinals’ pen is pretty bad, too.

This. When I was working in radio in the ‘90s MiniDiscs were quite regularly used. They had much better recording quality than tapes and they were more portable. It made recording underwriting and PSA spots a breeze. They were also great for simply pre-recording your entire show when you were too lazy (or drunk/high)…

You’d do even better for both rent and breakfast tacos in San Antonio.

What is Polycon, Alex?

What is the icon set in the header image? That’s how material should be done.

He was asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a recent game, and the old fella brought the heat

I had an ‘03 Matrix XRS (MT, of course), and it was a blast other than than the crazy torque steer. Good times in that car. The stock Firestones were ass, though. I put some Yokos on it and handling and ride improved greatly. It was a sad day when I traded it in for an ‘07 Ford Edge, especially in hindsight (dark…

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