“You media motherfuckers have no idea what it takes to run the bases.”

Rutgers: [In the middle of a shit storm]

Jason Whitlock... a hair under seven figures... to raid the pantry at ESPN...

This is great, Kyle. I still have friends that answer the phone with a “yo!” or a hearty “’sup.” My only question, though, is at what point do I flush the toilet?

Here’s Jason Pierre-Paul’s Hand, Sort Of

Nolan Arenado: [Gets high to avoid slide]

They better be careful. They might end up with their ass in a sling.

Damn, that Skyline is fast!

Great video, and all, Michael, but I’m pretty sure by now we’re all tired of posts on Gawker’s Management/Editorial relationship.

Also, by no means, should you use a non-HE detergent in an HE machine (especially front loaders). Aside from reduced cleaning performance, the sudsing action in non-HE detergents penetrates the tub bearings and destroys them over time. It’s not fun replacing the outer tub in your expensive, front-loading washer.

“Fuck. That’s the most unintelligible wish list I have ever seen.”

Bullpen: Hey coach! Check out this list of demands we’re going to give Wilson for his homerun ball!

Oduya: Woohoo! Just won the Stanley Cup!

+1

He’s certainly not one of the “boys of summer,” but watch out come the postseason.

The weather here in (San Antonio) TX is fuck-all right now. Hot and rainy. I want to take out the Challenger for some hooning in the Hill Country, but it’s no fun (and dangerous as fuck) in the rain.

Totally makes sense. Ever since Sanders retired, the urinal was the only place in the Silverdome to see a man shake a few dicks.

This is why two cars is the way to go - Challenger SRT392 for fun (the Hellcat is far too dangerous), Ford Ranger beater for hauling and daily drivering.

Joey Votto Walked On Three Balls

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