Here’s Jason Pierre-Paul’s Hand, Sort Of

Nolan Arenado: [Gets high to avoid slide]

They better be careful. They might end up with their ass in a sling.

Damn, that Skyline is fast!

Great video, and all, Michael, but I’m pretty sure by now we’re all tired of posts on Gawker’s Management/Editorial relationship.

Also, by no means, should you use a non-HE detergent in an HE machine (especially front loaders). Aside from reduced cleaning performance, the sudsing action in non-HE detergents penetrates the tub bearings and destroys them over time. It’s not fun replacing the outer tub in your expensive, front-loading washer.

“Fuck. That’s the most unintelligible wish list I have ever seen.”

Bullpen: Hey coach! Check out this list of demands we’re going to give Wilson for his homerun ball!

Oduya: Woohoo! Just won the Stanley Cup!

+1

He’s certainly not one of the “boys of summer,” but watch out come the postseason.

The weather here in (San Antonio) TX is fuck-all right now. Hot and rainy. I want to take out the Challenger for some hooning in the Hill Country, but it’s no fun (and dangerous as fuck) in the rain.

Totally makes sense. Ever since Sanders retired, the urinal was the only place in the Silverdome to see a man shake a few dicks.

This is why two cars is the way to go - Challenger SRT392 for fun (the Hellcat is far too dangerous), Ford Ranger beater for hauling and daily drivering.

Joey Votto Walked On Three Balls

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Locker room attendant Jim McNally...

All jokes aside, if Loria wants any chance of finding a good manager, he’s going to have to cast a wide net.

“One thing’s for sure; the album I’m working on with him will be the bomb!”

You’d be greatly mistaken. The interior of my Challenger SRT392 is one of the nicest interiors I’ve sat in. Suede seats with A/C (!?! - awesome in TX) and heat; leather, heated steering wheel; leather-handled shifter; H/K stereo w/bangin’ subwoofer (not that you can hear it over the engine noise); and on and on. It’s…