"Eppur si muove."

"For fuck's sake, what more do you want?"

"Deadly when driving to the left in the lane? I like his style."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THAT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Don't worry. Gisele has Tom pegged

That was just what O'Sullivan beat out of the other guy.

They've been traveling in Comets for years, but it hasn't helped Cuba.

"I don't believe I'm negative," Smith said.

Dan Gilbert: sensitive penis.

The pattern of abuse is always the same and follows McDonald's: court her, pound her.

That would be OK, except that the guy was crunchy himself.

The season might be over, but those highlights of Trout never get old.

Worst waterskiing video ever.

This guy really knows how work his abs. I can't believe the number of intestine tucks he can crank out.

+1

Yes. Use the guard... Or Kevlar gloves (available for cheap at a restaurant supply). I have done this to my pinky slicing cucumbers on a mandolin. Not a fun trip to the emergency room.

While Jim's performance might not have been Toby Keith-level, it's a shame Methuselah wasn't there to see it.

a $94 million loss compared to the going rate for WAR.

"Same (as) what I tell you … it's only one night," Tarasenko said. "We're happy for you, but try to stay on the same level."

I guess that's the sort of shit you'd expect from kids in the Bae Area.