While Jim's performance might not have been Toby Keith-level, it's a shame Methuselah wasn't there to see it.

a $94 million loss compared to the going rate for WAR.

"Same (as) what I tell you … it's only one night," Tarasenko said. "We're happy for you, but try to stay on the same level."

I guess that's the sort of shit you'd expect from kids in the Bae Area.

The Kings really need to Cut. It. Out.

Not surprised. I figured this would happen when they built the Staples center right next to Chinatown.

[Madoff's was better]

I'm surprised at Gruber's inability to skirt the issue. We *are* talking about a guy who owns the Dodgers.

For sure, Tim. That's totally not how you spell "we have no respect for women and put our 'student athletes' above all other people on campus and the state of Flo-Rida."

...a merciless rant about just how crappy this team is.

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Fortunately, for the two men involved, no one actually got hurt.

Revis: [is late]

One thing's for sure, he's the best BJ on the team.

The Sharks have looked OK thus far, but I fear that their offense is more bark than bite.

...his "make your peace with the king of kings" speech

Well, that's what happens when you get cavalier in the paint.

Tim, it's pretty obvious these guys did hit wardrobe. And probably everyone else on the way, too.

I guess that's what you do when you spend all your time in the cellar.

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