The best and most important play on Sunday was Tony Romo's hookup with Terrance Williams on a third-and-20.

Ronde's just jealous that he has never been good at achieving backside penetration.

Moron, 15-17 are totally wrong. They're clearly worse than getting hit by Ebola.

As they say, Cardinals fans are the classists in baseball.

[nah]

Borque: [passes to Subban]

Royals players celebrate sweep with fans

How Close Are We To A Two-Hour Marathon?

You'd think shutting the door would be automatic with Chamberlain.

Well duh, Tom. If you're suspended all you *can* do is just hang.

Anecdotally, Thursday games are painted as sloppy, boring blowouts.

As a big brother should, Perez is definitely helping in raising Cain.

"Sonofabitch. And I told him not to do it."

I think it's a great idea. I would imagine it's great for your career to be friends with the owner.

While it has been harmful to the players, it *is* amazing that FIFA was able to develop a turf made from Darren Rovell's articles.

Jesus, you'd think they would have at least made it with plastic.

I know margins are slim in the food business, but did they really have to make the cheese from pigs' milk?

[meh; just like Skyline, the joke wasn't coming out right]

"Screw bats? Absolutely."

Simmons might be an asshole, but Bautista's sons could get in big trouble for this.