Despite his questionable health and age, it's good to see the energy and enthusiasm still left in Wilford Brimley.

Wow, who would have known anyone would be as sexy as a sysadmin?

[meh]

This is so frustrating. You have this feeling in your gut that something magical is happening and all you do is fart.

The Killer was great, but Hard-Boiled is a treat. I try to get that one in about once a year. Not 5 minutes in, and there's already a big action scene. That, and the hospital scene in HB is ridiculously over-the-top.

I don't know, Albert, the worst church song-and-dance I ever saw resulted in GWB elected as President.

Acts like these are exactly why I stopped watching Saturday Night Live.

You forgot about the one-day suspension for this gem from Rick Sutcliffe.

Worst game of Hollywood Squares ever.

"Name for the cup?"

I see ESPN is trying a new publishing format; the "Testicle."

As you can see, they're all more or less all right.

Legalized marijuana seems rather progressive for Alaska, but then again, they already have vast quantities of snow.

It would be good if Roger figured out exactly what "personal conduct" means. May I suggest spending some time in the electric chair?

These are Ravens fans. Of course they're drunk.

I guess all the pre-season analyses were true. The Bucs really do have this season in the bag.

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It's great to see Dyson finally shake off the perception that he sucks.

It's pretty typical that guys in San Diego know how to control a Sherman.

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