It's been a long, fucking week, man.

Dumbass. Doesn't he know his four-head should be in the front?

In looking for individuals that might defecate when they play, an APB has been issued for the Pistons.

Someone has to stop this monster.

Detectives are optimistic as the perpetrator strikes with regularity.

Subway is a guilty pleasure of mine if only because the veggies are fresh and I don't feel like a McDonald's or Taco Bell fatass. This is particularly important right now during Fiesta in San Antonio when I'm probably drunk, I haven't showered, and can't be bothered to go to a decent restaurant.

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"Good evening, folks! Have we got a dandy for you tonight. We're in Phoenix where the visiting Mets are taking on the D-Backs! I'm Brent Musburger and along with me tonight is Keith Hernandez. Let's get started, shall we?"

...pressure to keep her sexuality under wraps.

The game will be resumed this afternoon, with the score 7-7 in the seventh.

"With the score knotted at three and overtime about to begin, this beautiful lug decided that it was time to turn it up to Glenlivet."

Is This the Sadist Mascot?

Late-night Waffle House runs? What else would he have expected after eating breakfast there that morning?

I like this better. +1

"Sexy Summer Neck Braces"

A restaurant near my house serves crab-fat-caramel chicken wings. Is there an obesity problem with our nation's crabs we should be concerned about?

This is idiotic. Here is this poor fucker trying to enjoy a game and some grub. Now he's singled out on the Jumbo Tron with the KISS CAM, and the guy looks nothing like Gene Simmons.

I don't know what these coaches are teaching these kids these days. These tactics irresponsible and flat out lazy. It's really a damn shame that not only are these kids' work ethic going into the shitter but they're getting away with it. I mean, really, Number 4's inbound D is atrocious.

And you can't undersell how committed Floppy Smalls is to this flop.

One thing to note on memory foam pillows is that they typically have a washable case that goes over them (other than the main pillow case). This should preserve them for some time and protect them from drool or whatever.